Score: 8

"It was good."

submission: Sketch Rider

date: August 6, 2008

Not the BSET GAIM EVAR, but damn decent. However, when I reset one of the levels, the engine noise from the previous time didn't stop and I had two engines in my sweet ride instead of just one.

Score: 10

"Flying rollercoaster cars?"

submission: Rollercoaster Creator

date: May 6, 2008

As hilarious as it is to watch unwitting riders flip over onto the track upside down, this kind of thing couldn't happen on a real coaster, which made the game feel like Line Rider with a few extra options. Other than that, a great game with an awesome premise.

Score: 9

"A good movie, if not quite the right audience."

submission: Hydroelectric Documentary

date: April 27, 2008

The voice acting was good, and you didn't have a shitty mic, the graphics were nice, the animation didn't suck ass, and it was all very informative. However, considering the audience here, it's not like a Flash about hydroelectric power stations is going to come out on top with a violent stick movie, or a video game parody with copious cursing. I liked it, just don't expect a huge fanbase.

Score: 9

"This flash is so horribule."

submission: Gay Retarded Hobos

date: March 16, 2008

You are so annoyying and this is the crapest flash I've ever seen.

Nah, I'm just joshin'. I liked listening to Microsoft Sam prounounce 'crapest,' and the fact you made fun of some idiot on the BBS? Refreshing.

Score: 10

"Clean and Simple."

submission: Maze Man

date: February 19, 2008

Very nice, loved it from the first level. No instructions necessary is almost a good thing for games, it means the author did a good enough job of making it clear what the player had to do. On the other hand, that kind of thing can just mean the game is stupid. For you, it was the former, and I congratulate you for that. The sound effects were simple, and didn't grate on the psyche at all, even after levels of the same noise. All in all, I like the game. Good job.

Score: 9

"Spread the love..."

submission: Happy Valentine's Day <3

date: February 14, 2008

But watch out for genital herpes.

THE MORE YOU KNOW

Score: 6

"Twas passable."

submission: Little Soldier War

date: February 9, 2008

The sound seemed kind of off-sync, and it would have helped if you added a Play and Replay button. Other than that, hey... it has mindless violence!

Score: 10

"As usual..."

submission: Madness Inundation

date: February 8, 2008

Very super sexy. But you wonder what normality is. The end of the world, or something else entirely? Hmm.

Score: 9

"Now what needs to happen"

submission: Gravity's Just a Theory

date: January 20, 2008

Is this becomes a manipulatable, explorable Flash world for people to toy with as a game. And to incorporate gravity, the player can choose what kind of gravity they want to use. Fuck with some universal forces and stuff. That would be so fun fun fun. As for your Flash, just great. I love a video where things just time perfectly and the graphics were, well, doodlesque.

Score: 1

"You do realize..."

submission: Freezepop's JEM!

date: January 20, 2008

...this is a synthpop version of the theme song for an 80s cartoon about a female pop star, right? Seriously, man, what are you on that you thought this was a good idea? On the other hand, your dancing was fabulous. Really, thuper duper fabulouth.